Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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