Tell her she can't have a vagina
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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