Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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