But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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