I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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