Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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