You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
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