You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We’re leaving where are you
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