Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
