I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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