i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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