It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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