gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
