Moan for me like Helen Keller
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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