Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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