You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
