kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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