Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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