We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if only i could text you this smell
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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