Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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