Your mouth is God's brothel.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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