The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Randomize
