I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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