Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
The power of my boobs compel you
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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