if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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