Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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