come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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