i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Randomize
