she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Too much gin, very little bucket
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
