found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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