Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
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