it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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