I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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