if only i could text you this smell
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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