You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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