Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
where are my eyebrows?
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