Jerry, you need to find god
Non-Jews are for practice
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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