So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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