You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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