What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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