Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
being pregnant is like rehab
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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