i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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