:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
my liver is dry heaving
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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