Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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