The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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