Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i dont even know how to be here
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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