Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Help. Why am I so naked?
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