she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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