remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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