Define "chronic" masturbator.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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